I am (still) posting this from a dialup connection, on a computer that doesn’t even have a rackin’ frackin’ mousewheel!
You might not think having a mousewheel is a big deal, but it’s kind of like a thumb – you don’t really realize how useful the damn thing is until a mob enforcer comes and rips it off with a pair of needle-nose pliers.
ANYway, here’s a completely self-indulgent list of things I can’t do properly until I have my beloved broadband internet connection back: 🙁